I guess I have FTTH for about a decade now. A solitary modem into which a solitary optical cable brings a signal for internet at 20/20 mbit speeds. And even television, with some kind of frequency splitter. All for the cost of about 40 euros give or take.

But it’s a terribly inconvenient way to live. The thing is idle. And all the devices I have run on WiFi. Or LTE. My phone, my tablet, my laptop - none of them are connected by any kind of cable which would take advantage of this kind of setup. So what’s the point?

Let me start with a story. There was a group of friends, somewhere in the fog that was 1997. They had a common interest - computer programming. But not any kind of software, no, they wanted to see how far they could push hardware back then. They were doing the kind of stuff that today you only see in video games. They traveled to various competitions around Europe, having gotten some good placements with their entries. Real time rendering of animation, ray tracing, 3D graphics, music,… and meeting people who shared their interests.

I have been looking at a Toshiba Chromebook 2 with Full HD screen for the last few months. The $300 price tag, my dying home laptop, and the good reviews convinced me to finally take the plunge and purchase it as a laptop for home use.

If you, like myself, have a Cisco VPN at work, you might find out that you can’t connect the Chromebook to your VPN. From what our network engineer found out it’s basically just some XAUTH mismatch. If you don’t know what that is, the basic take away is - you can’t connect without having additional software, OpenConnect. But how to run it in a Chromebook?

In my many years as a software developer, this is one phrase which I have heard over and over:

“Don’t optimize your software prematurely.”

I have no idea where the phrase came from. I know that most software is shit because people don’t know any better. And generalities like this encourage people to write bad software. I will try to list a few things that I think make up a good developer culture.

If there is something every developer (not just PHP) should know, it’s when to use a strict equality operator. Interestingly enough, using empty() in PHP has exact behavior as checking loose equality with == false.

This whole thing was inspired (and partially ripped off of) the JavaScript Equality Table. The design caught my eye, more than anything. I’m kinda wishing most if not all languages would have this kind of basic reference.

There is this SQL table, right?

This is the part where you knowingly nod and prepare yourself for a long story about how a database is as good as the person designing it. Let’s call this table an access log. For the sake of argument, let’s also say it’s 30GB in size, has a 100 million rows, and only has an auto_increment PK ID field. Your task is, should you choose to accept it, to retrieve the last hour of entries in this log table.